Tuesday, June 12, 2007

ghetto

just when you think you live in a lovely new neighborhood just blocks from the beach and have cable AND internet along with a garbage disposal to make you feel fancy........... the GHETTO BIRDS ATTACK! home before 10 and a mellow evening on the new futon, you think? negative ghost rider, the pattern is full. full of GHETTO BIRDS, that is!
for those of my avid readers who do not live in long beach (which is no one, i'm pretty sure) ghetto birds are helicopters - most often police helicopters investigating suspicious shenanigans in nearby neighborhoods of our lovely city. they are loud mother effers that circle and circle and circle... ebbing and flowing with hideously obnoxious propeller-pounding ferociousness that pierces into your whole entire brain and totally interrupts 'the daily show'. i have a feeling that jon stewart would be seriously pissed to know that i have to pause the flow of his bush-crushing witticisms due to the evil that is is the long beach police helicopter. enough! i'll just have to tell you about disneyland later... fight the power friends, fight the power.

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